What happens when I don't check dA for a few days? I receive the most interesting comment I've gotten so far on this site...

The oh-so-fabulous Ms. left a scathing comment on my piece, [link] . In French, no less! Mind you, I don't speak French. A vague knowledge and (unreliable) online translators are my only resources here; if you can offer a word-for-word transcript, I'd appreciate it.


And now, a comment/response log for future reference (and your entertainment) :

: "C'est vraiment laid , il n'y a rien d'artistique là dedant, ça me degoute plus qu'autre chose :/
Tu fais des photos avec un numerique banal si ce n'est une webcam, tu n'as pas de cadrage, un N&B Mal fait.
Je deteste !!!"
: "1. If you're going to insult someone, could you do it in that person's language? Especially since you speak at least some English.
2. Because you don't like my body, you feel the need to be incredibly rude? Way to let your insecurities and shallow opinions rule your actions.
3. I agree that there are photos on this site that are trashy, pornographic, and in no way artistic. I do not agree that this is one of them.
4. Are you seriously complaining about the skill level involved here? I never claimed to be *amazing* and I'm not really concerned about the composition or sub-fantastic quality of the piece. It was simply a tribute of a friend's work. Reconsider some of your own work before critiquing others so harshly. Examples: "hardsucker is back,"
"jealous?" and "mini trombi." (OH WAIT... Do I see webcam shots?)

Next time you don't like something, try simply moving on to another user's images."